Friday the 13th hotties: The Sexy Celluloid Sinners of Camp Crystal Lake

If you grew up loving the Friday the 13th series it partially because of the woman. Let’s face it, most of the men in the series were morons, assholes, or the worst that comic con would have to offer. So whether you were a man or a woman, the women are who usually had your attention. So, in honor of Friday the 13th, here is my list of the top 13 Friday the 13th hotties.

13. Annie (Robbi Morgan) Friday the 13th Though she didn't have a big part, she managed too capture my heart, at least for the duration of the film. Annie is the first camp counselor on her way to Camp Crystal Lake and unfortunately, the first one killed. One way or another hitchhiking just didn't pay off for. 12. Marcie Cunningham (Jeannine Taylor) Friday the 13th Women know that they should go to the bathroom after sex, what she didn't know is that if you hear a strange noise, you should stay there. 11. Sandra (Heidi Kozak) Friday the 13th part VII: The New Blood All she wanted to do is go skinny-dipping and get laid. I can see she would've been better off in the dirt, but at least she could have ran. 10. Adrienne (Kristi Angus) Jason X Adrienne is an intern in the year 2455. her assignment is to dissect the body of Jason Voorhees, so that it can be studied. when will women learn, we don't want to be dissected, Man is a simple creature.  9. Alexis (Kathryn Atwood) Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday It doesn't pay to be the third wheel. Not only are your friends unhappy (contrary to what they may say), you end up feeling like crap, and you end up alone in the woods trying to pee. A side note: I don't think you die in these films because you have sex, I think you die because you go to the bathroom! 8. Deborah (Michelle Clunie) Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday   Alexis's friend Deborah actually doesn't die in the bathroom, her punishment is dragging Alexis along so she can sit outside lonely.  Jason doesn't seem to appreciate Deborah's lack of tact. 7. Eva Watanabe (Kelly Hu) Friday the 13th part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan Usually it's the "tough guys" that think they can take Jason down. But every now and again, you get a petite young woman who thinks that she's up for the task. well, she is up for the task, she just fails, in an epic way. 6. Terry (Kirsten Baker) Friday the 13th part II You know, when I've been skinny-dipping, it never ended this bad, however, the promise was never this good. Terry rocks the short shorts and the Mickey Mouse midriff like nobody's business,  in this case though, she should've stayed naked in the water. Men would still be able to visit her magic kingdom. 5. Debbie (Tracie Savage) Friday the 13th part III Tracy should know that you are judged by who you associate with. Unfortunately, she hangs out with an asshole troublemaker. Next thing ya know, she has a knife sticking out of her. 4. Tina (Debi Sue Voorhees) Friday the 13th part V: A New Beginning OK. I'm all for sex in the dirt, but you really should go wash up after. Maybe Jason doesn't like dirty girls. 3. Megan (Jennifer Cooke) Friday the 13th part VI: Jason Lives Rarely did Friday the 13th have a final girl that wasn't homely (actually they only had one and that's why she makes the list. Beautiful Megan stood by her man and helped destroy Jason, and did it a looking good. 2. Samantha (Judie Aronson) Friday the 13th: The Fina Chapter If I had my way, Samantha would have survived, killed Jason, and been in the sequels to keep on having sex in the woods. But that wasn't meant to be, she thought it was safe to go into the water. 1. Bree (Julianna Guill) Friday the 13th (2009) Oh Bree, she was a bad girl on so many levels, but, a bad girl in all the right ways for a Friday the 13th reboot. She represented the best in what Camp Crystal Lake has to offer. A woman with "Stupendous" assets, she tops my list as the ultimate Camp Crystal Lake Celluloid Sinner.
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You know, when I've been skinny-dipping, it never ended this bad, however, the promise was never this good. Terry rocks the short shorts and the Mickey Mouse midriff like nobody's business, in this case though, she should've stayed naked in the water. Men would still be able to visit her magic kingdom.