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Lesbian Blood: Hammer’s Karnstein Trilogy (1970-1971)

    The Vampire Lovers (1970) “You must die! Everybody must die!” On November 23rd 2010, two days after her 73rd birthday, Ingrid Pitt left this world. She has worn the crown of Queen of vampires for 40 years despite… (Read more)

Send More Zombies: Return of the Living Dead (1985)

“No one understands me, you know that? I fucking bust my ass for you guys and what do I get? You’re spooky. Fuck you man, fuck you all!” In 1985, I was discovering my love for zombies and my attachment to… (Read more)

Retro Review: Dellamorte Dellamore / Cemetery Man (1994)

  “Death, death, death comes sweeping down, filthy death the leering clown, death on wings, death by surprise, failing evil from worldly eyes, death that spawns as life succumbs, while death and love, two kindred drums, beat the time till… (Read more)

The Lost Art of Art

  When was the last time you walked into a friend’s bedroom and saw a movie poster on the wall, and don’t mean a picture of the three sexy leads standing in Abercrombie, looking tragically hip and glittery, I mean… (Read more)

Babysitting for Satan: House of the Devil (2009)

  “This one night changes everything for me…” I remember when horror used to take it’s time. Before Mtv and seizure inducing editing, a story was allowed to unfold at its own pace, take its time to build up atmosphere… (Read more)

This place is creepy and it’s somber too…”Horror Hotel” (1960)

    “For Whitewood, time stands still!” In late 1960, on a forgotten stretch of earth, a beautiful young blonde woman from out of town rents a room in a small out of the way hotel and brutally stabbed at… (Read more)

Girls who suck: Caged Virgins (1973)

“You cannot be both virgin and vampire!”  Click… Click…Bang…Bang and that’s how the film Caged Virgins opens up, with a female clown pointing a gun at you. Ok, you’ve got my attention. Two female clowns and a leather clad male… (Read more)