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Friday the 13th hotties: The sexy Celluloid Sinners of Camp Crystal Lake



If you grew up loving the Friday the 13th series it partially because of the woman. Let's face it, most of the men in the series were morons, assholes, or the worst that comic con would have to offer. So whether you were a man or a woman, the women are who usually had your attention. So, in honor of Friday the 13th, here is my list of the top 13 Jason hotties.

13. Annie (Robbi Morgan) Friday the 13th 

Though she didn't have a big part, she managed too capture my heart, at least for the duration of the film. Annie is the first camp counselor on her way to Camp Crystal Lake and unfortunately, the first one killed. One way or another hitchhiking just didn't pay off for.


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12. Marcie Cunningham (Jeannine Taylor) Friday the 13th



Women know that they should go to the bathroom after sex, what she didn't know is that if you hear a strange noise, you should stay there. 


 Also can be seen in: The Royal Romance of Charles and Diana (TV movie)


11. Sandra (Heidi Kozak) Friday the 13th part VII: The New Blood

All she wanted to do is go skinny-dipping and get laid. I can see she would've been better off in the dirt, but at least she could have ran.


Also can be seen in: Slumber Party Massacre II, Society


10. Adrienne (Kristi Angus) Jason X


Adrienne is an intern in the year 2455. her assignment is to dissect the body of Jason Voorhees, so that it can be studied. when will women learn, we don't want to be dissected, Man is a simple creature.

Also can be seen in: Kraken: Tentacles of the Deep


9. Alexis (Kathryn Atwood) Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday




It doesn't pay to be the third wheel. Not only are your friends unhappy (contrary to what they may say), you end up feeling like crap, and you end up alone in the woods trying to pee. A side note: I don't think you die in these films because you have sex, I think you die because you go to the bathroom!


Also can be seen in: Son of Darkness: To die for II


8. Deborah (Michelle Clunie) Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday




Alexis's friend Deborah actually doesn't die in the bathroom, her punishment is dragging Alexis along so she can sit outside lonely.  Jason doesn't seem to appreciate Deborah's lack of tact.




Also can be seen in: The Usual Suspects


7. Eva Watanabe (Kelly Hu) Friday the 13th part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan




Usually it's the "tough guys" that think they can take Jason down. But every now and again, you get a petite young woman who thinks that she's up for the task. well, she is up for the task, she just fails, in an epic way. 




Also can be seen in: The Scorpion King, X2


6. Terry (Kirsten Baker) Friday the 13th part II




You know, when I've been skinny-dipping, it never ended this bad, however, the promise was never this good. Terry rocks the short shorts and the Mickey Mouse midriff like nobody's business,  in this case though, she should've stayed naked in the water. Men would still be able to visit her magic kingdom.



Also can be seen in: Gas Pump Girls


5. Debbie (Tracie Savage) Friday the 13th part III




Tracy should know that you are judged by who you associate with. Unfortunately, she hangs out with an asshole troublemaker. Next thing ya know, she has a knife sticking out of her.




Also can be seen in: The Legend of Lizzie Borden (TV movie)


4. Tina (Debi Sue Voorhees) Friday the 13th part V: A New Beginning 




OK. I'm all for sex in the dirt, but you really should go wash up after. Maybe Jason doesn't like dirty girls.




Also can be seen in:  Avenging Angel 


3. Megan (Jennifer Cooke) Friday the 13th part VI: Jason Lives


Rarely did Friday the 13th have a final girl that wasn't homely (actually they only had one and that's why she makes the list. Beautiful Megan stood by her man and helped destroy Jason, and did it a looking good.



Also can be seen in: V (TV series)


2. Samantha (Judie Aronson) Friday the 13th: The Fina Chapter




If I had my way, Samantha would have survived, killed Jason, and been in the sequels to keep on having sex in the woods. But that wasn't meant to be, she thought it was safe to go into the water.



Also can be seen in: American Ninja, Hannibal, Weird Science


1. Bree (Julianna Guill) Friday the 13th (2009)


Oh Bree, she was a bad girl on so many levels, but, a bad girl in all the right ways for a Friday the 13th reboot. She represented the best in what Camp Crystal Lake has to offer. A woman with "Stupendous" assets, she tops my list as the ultimate Camp Crystal Lake Celluloid Sinner.



Also can be drooled over in: Altitude, Crazy Stupid Love

I hope you enjoyed my list. Please let me know if you felt someone should have been included or excluded. All to everyone out partying, please, stay out of the woods.

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